Dear Britney Spears’ Instagram: You’re My BFF in my Head.


Oh, Britney Spears’ Instagram, give me your fashions shows and original paintings...

Sometimes when I’m just walking around doing absolutely nothing, like when I’m in the middle of work, or usually both of those simultaneously, I’m on Insta.  It’s definitely part of a daily ritual I’m incapable of giving up - mainly because my Instagram has been carefully curated by myself to essentially become a magazine. Proud!

It didn’t take me long at all to stumble upon Britney Spears’ Instagram.  It truly is a thing of art. You can do a deep dive and start scrolling, or you can choose to just let it appear in your feed organically.  Either way, you are in for a treat. For me, I chose the latter.  I like to open the app and get that dose of surprise, that extra spring in your step that only happens when watching the perfect YouTube makeup tutorial, or finding the perfect cool-tone red lipstick.

For example, nowhere else can you find an assortment of self-styled impromptu fashion shows or the random uncaptioned image of a cupcake in any other Instagram.  What could that cupcake mean?  Maybe that’s the point? hmmmm....

Nothing gives me as much joy as scrolling through her Instagram.  Take a moment right now and do the same.  Now!

It’s great, isn’t it?  Post after post of a random workout, and “fashion show” in some hallway of her home, or just a simple uncaptioned image of some inanimate object. Whatever the case may be, no matter how hard your day has been or is going to be, Britney Spears’ Instagram will lift you up. Your sole will touch the clouds and you will call out with a thunderclap, “YES, YES, YES”! Life is good and everything is going to be okay. 

With reckless abandon...

Now, I know what you must be thinking.  Why is this even a thing? Why would some lonely blogger without an audience even take the time out of her not-so-busy day to write about someone else’s social media feed? Well, Bubbles, it’s like this.  Small things bring me a measure of joy.  And today’s joy is the wish to live my life with the same reckless abandon that Ms. Spears lives in her Instagram.  That’s all. Xoxo.


Eve Slaughter